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Metaphors I read something interesting again. It's barely anything more than a posting of three recent quotes, but I find it worthy of line-by-line... Wayne Simmons, former CIA operative and frequent Fox guest commentator, The O'Reilly Factor, 11/15/05: "I can tell you unequivocally -- and this is not -- this is not an opinion. This will absolutely be proven to be fact. If the Democrats come into power in the United States and re-employ their vision of defense for this country, we will have 9-1-1s unabated. That's not maybe." [Do you know what will happen if Snowball is allowed to take control of the Farm? JONES WILL COME BACK!!] Tony Blankley , Washington Times, 11/16/05: "Now the Watergate babies have grown old -- and age has not improved them. They plan to finish their careers as they started them -- in defeatism, betrayal and national dishonor. Oh, that America might see the last of these fish-eyed sacks of loathsome bile and infamy: unwholesome in their birth; repugnant and stench-forming in their decline." [If you're going to attempt to lob insults, you snot-sucking squid-fucker, at least try to be eloquent about it. Age has not improved them? Age improves nothing, unless you consider the inevitable worm-eaten tunnels in the leather of your long-buried long-forgotten face an improvement. And the only defeat to come out of that debacle was against your selfish shit-blooded wax-brained kin. They made no betrayal but against that which betrayed humanity by its greed and pride and ignorance. The only dishonor lies on all those who the "Watergate babies" unsuccessfully sought to winnow out and destroy. But no, the problem remained -- and mutated hard and fast into the beast you serve, the rotting aluminum-boned cadaver that excretes napalm and semen over its oil-shined decay with every plodding, ruinous step it takes. The War-Duality of Suffering and Destruction is its only seed, planted in unwilling humans and nations and continents and seas by the gouges from the raping rake of its claws. The infection of greasy burning adhesive ejaculate eventually reduces its victims to exquisitely tainted fruit-flesh that it and only it may impotently gum and slob in its festering portal. And you? You are a pus-oozing bud on its thin wormy tongue, tasting the glory of the creature's conquest and singing praises along cancer-wracked neurons to the soupy apathetic brain. It is the only thing you can do -- for you are its willing biomechanical slave.] Bill O'Reilly , The Radio Factor, 11/15/05: "And the smear sites who kind of tried to use this issue [O'Reilly's November 12 assertion that "we're not going to do anything about it" if Al Qaeda comes to San Francisco and "blows you up"] …are now on the defensive. And you know who they are, you know who they are. And only Kool-Aid zombies are going to get involved with them anyway…I want to show everybody exactly where this was coming from, who these people are on the far-left smear sites. "And they are anti-American people. They hate this country. They do. And if you read their garbage day in and day out, we're the bad guys. We're always wrong. Blame America first. That's who these people are on the far left on the Internet. And they are well funded by George Soros and Peter Lewis, the radical billionaires. They're as dishonest as they come. And you need to know about them." [What a sad creature you are. Your ignorance would taint one's faith in humanity if you were in any real position of power. So go on with your little shows, Bill. You, an angry clown without a funny nose, serve only to amuse by cautionary example.] Right below the link on the same page, you can find a brief report on this astonishing item which says in effect that Canada is an "evil regime" "set to topple." Edit: And in other news, "Vatican Official Refutes Intelligent Design." No, seriously. |